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1. You say y’all to adress a group of people.

2. Every place you go yo can see people wearing people shirts or caps for Texas A&M or University of Texas.

3. Brewed iced tea is available at every restaurant. (even mc donalds)

4. You say Fixinto.

5. You know 4 seasons- Almost Summmer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

6. You measure distance in minutes.

7.You only know five spices- Salt, pepper, ranch, bbq sauce, and ketchup.

8. You end alot of words with the letter G.

9. You see more cops on horses than squad cars.

10. You get out of school when there is an inch of snow.

11. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

12. You know everything tastes better with ranch dressing.

13. You go to a gas station and there is a sign that reads: No shoes, No shirt, No service.

14. You have known someone who attempted to fry an egg on the sidewalk.

15. You shop at H.E.B.

16. You can fix anything with duct tape.

17. You have had to tell someone that you don’t ride a horse to school.

18. You know that you’re not supposed to pronounce the H in Humble.

19. You have ever burned your hand on a car door.

20. You use A/C 12 months a year.

21. You know a sunscreen formula less than 30 SPF is a joke.

22. You only eat Blue Bell Ice cream.

23. You’ve always wondered what it would be like to have a white Christmas.

24. You’ve been to Paris without leaving the state.

25. You choose a side between Dallas/Fortworth or Houston.

26. You know conversational Spanish without having taken a class.

27. Your family owns at least one pick up truck.

28. Pecan Pie.

29. The UT/A&M debate can decide a relationship.

30. You plan your life around a football schedule.

31. You know how to pronounce Kuykendahl.

32. Buc-ees.

33. Steak and potatoes is always an acceptable dinner.

34. All your plans stop when the rodeo comes to town.

35. “The stars at night are big and bright…” is followed by a chorus of everyone in the general vicinity.

36. The rodeo is just as important as the super bowl.

37. You know “Don’t mess with Texas” is an anti-littering campaign.

38. You remember the Alamo without having to be told.

39. You know where most cities are without checking a map.

40. Whataburger (just like you like it)

41. You know people who keep guns in their trucks at all times.

42. Your favorite basketball team dethroned king james.

43. Everything is bigger.

44. King of the Hill.

45. Dairy Queen.

46. You refer to soft drinks as Coke regardless of flavor.

47. You know the B in H.E.B stands for Butt.

48. You know Texas can survive without the U.S. but the U.S. can’t survive without Texas.

49. At least one member of each couple drives a pickup.

50. Your favorite waterpark is Schlitterbahn.

51. Cowboy boots go with every outfit.

52. You’ve had a frito pie.

53. You’ve been to weatherford for a malt.

54. TAKS test.

55. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.

56. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

57. Astroworld.

58. You take a roadtrip and the longest part is getting out of your own state.

59. Other states are jealous because we have state pride.

60. Anything below 90 in the summertime is a blessing.

61. The temperature is higher than your grades.

62. You’re rockin’ out to Keith Urban rather than Kanye West.

63. You’ve shopped at the Galleria.

64. Round Rock Donuts.

65. Fletcher’s Corny Dogs.

66. Everything gets put off until after football season.

67. You have your own state pledge.

68. You say dad-gummit.

69. Marching band is a sport.

70. Tubing is just as good if not better than, going to the beach for vacation.

71. You learn how to drive with two fingers in the summer.

72. Your air conditioner gets used 365 days a year.

73. Some towns have more livestock than people.

74. You understand Boomhauer.

75. “Keep Austin Weird.”

76. Freak thunderstorms.

77. Every adult expects you to say “ma’am” or “sir”.

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